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Martinez Southern Raspberry

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.
Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!
by BDA21 June 24, 2016
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Southern Lovechild

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.
Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.
by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017
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southern spittoon

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.
Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.
by MattAllen January 28, 2014
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South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.
We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.
by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011
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Go South

Oh, she is a babe and it's cool she likes you, but the minute you tell her you have herpies, that's all gonna go south pretty damn quick. Or did you smell that clam, it's gone south.
by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019
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Trinity Southern University

This now defunct diploma mill from Texas gave an MBA to a house cat named Colby Nolan for $399. Unfortunately for the school, the house cat belonged to the Pennsylvania attorney general's office who was investigating the school. So the term is now used to describe any bullshit college with little credibility or that just sells degrees.
Fuck yeah I have a degree. I have a PhD in underwater marble stacking from Trinity Southern University.

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You're thinking about going to Walden University? Don't do that, that school is sooo a Trinity Southern University.
by David McBride March 28, 2008
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South Side breakfast

Receiving a hefty dose of anal sex upon waking.
Barack Obama served South Side breakfast to Michelle this morning.
by lstr September 26, 2013
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