Sombrero Dick

When the shaft of your penis swells up and looks like the rim of a sombrero around the shaft of your penis.

After a nasty hand job last night I have a Sombrero Dick.

by Slutgers November 3, 2011

sombrero nigger

noun. A derogatory term for people of Mexican decent, similar to sand nigger for those of Arab decent.

"I'm tired of all those sombrero niggers hopping the fences into this country."

by PeteRepeat September 5, 2007

Sombrero moment

Whenever someone makes a joke that they say "is really funny" before they tell it, and it really isn't funny so there is a big long drawn out silence while everyone stares at the kid wondering what the fuck he was thinking when he told it. Derived from the expression: "The only thing that could've made that funny was if you were wearing a sombrero".

Kid #1: Oh my god, this is so funny! I went to the store, and an old lady rung me up, and then asked me for my drivers license! haha!
Kid #2: Sombrero moment, dude.

by Dark Horse Pony Dude February 28, 2009

Sombrero Rex

Sombrero Rex is a stuffed T-Rex with a mini sombrero on his head. He is the leader of the holy roman empire and will destroy and heretic he sees, he’s also an epic gamer

Bro, Sombrero Rex just started a fucking crusade to destroy the furries, he do be kinda lit tho ngl

by thunderpacito September 28, 2019

Sombrero Drunk

When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.

Brian got Sombrero Drunk the other night, and made a total fool of himself at 5 different bars.

by Carlos and Scott June 19, 2007

Sombrero Chokeout

When a man is fucking a woman(wearing a sombrero) from behind. Pulling back on the sombrero for leverage aswell as lighlty choking the biatch into unconsciousness.

Timmy- Those Tijuana ho's are freaky.

Jimmy- What happened?

Timmy- I was boning this chica who was wearing one of those big floppy hats and she kept screaming, "Ay Papi, Yo quiero un sombrero chokeout!!"

by E-BombNYCandN8 June 9, 2008

sombrero dudes

The coolest things last year that me and my friend loved and made an email address out of and included as the motto to all the chatrooms we would do in Mr. Bentley's class (who just retired, by the way), and she would tell me some stupid lie about liking Kevin Braiden and stuff, and I wouldn't believe her, and then some guy who happened to be extremely tall and is having fights over shoe sizes with a blonde person right now in our class would steal it and read it and believe it and then we's have to spend days telling him it wasn't true, but by that time, the whole school knew. Sombrero dudes are the essence of cool.

Me: Friend, who do you like?

Friend: Well...I like Kevin Braiden.

Me: HA! Yah right!

Tall guy: Haha! I have your chatroom! I'm going to read it!

Friend: No! Let go of it!

Tall guy: YOU like KEVIN BRAIDEN?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!

Friend: NO! IT ISN'T TRUE!

by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004