snorfling

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

by hello world champion April 26, 2011

Snookling

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.

Grandma said no snookling while watching tv

by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012

Power Snoozing

Where one rests heavily. At the brink of falling asleep. Snoozing of resting heavily. Light sleeping.

Student A: "Hey man, I say you asleep in the classroom. Ha"
Student B: "I was sleeping! I like to call it, Power Snoozing."

by Siliconwolf September 27, 2006

freestyle snoozing

the act of relying on yourself to wake up after you turn off your alarm, and not using the snooze button, usually resulting in falling back to sleep. most of the time accidental

Hey man why are you late for work today?

I'm totally sorry, I was freestyle snoozing.

by Easy76 April 21, 2010

snoofing

To sniff + snoop = snoof
Verb. The act of snoofing.

My dog gizmo likes snoofing when he takes a dump.

by B-Dang October 5, 2010

Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of a man's cock.

Bloody hell George, this coke just isn't exciting any more - fancy a spot of snockling?

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

Snooting

Fully snorting a shot of strong spirit (preferably captain morgan's) to obtain that heavenly nasal buzz.

Waking up to a bowl of Special K and a fat snoot is a great way to start the day.

- Man: "Im knackered dude.."
Snooter: "You should probably get snooting then!"

- "Cant drink the rest of your Morgan's spiced? No problem, just snoot it"

- Snoot Nazi: "no snoot for you!"

by Quierre July 25, 2011