Sarjant

Often a name given for someone who has a big penis.

That man standing over there appears to be quite a sarjant.

by booomslang April 2, 2009

Where's my snare?

A phrase used by those who have lost interest in something they used to enjoy. This tends to happen during bouts of depression or anxiety.

Also a line in a popular Eminem song.

I used to game all the time but almost never anymore, where's my snare?

Where's my snare? I got no snare in my headphones.

by Allynius January 6, 2012

sarjeantology

a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function

In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.

by Koffee June 23, 2006

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

snare drummer

The flashy part of drumline (besides cymbals) normally the most perverted out of them all. And, as badass as drumline is, snare drummers are the most badass.

"Did you see that badass center snare drummer?"
"Dude, they are all badass.'

by freshieonsnare October 4, 2013

smarj

to be be drunk, wasted or hammered. It also used as slang for many sexual acts. This word was started in the Kansas State university town of Manhattan, Kansas. It is often used in the place of the word "fuck" or "fucked", or can be used as a greeting to friends at a bar or party. Sometimes it is used to point out females in the area.

"hey did you check out the rack on those smarjjes over there" or " I just got done with work ya wanna get smarjed and try to smarj some chicks." It is often times used as a greeting to answer your phone or great a buddy "Hey smarj"
The most common use of the word is as followed "dude, you were so smarjjed last night you were buying everyone in the bar drinks." This word is almost always used in a positive way and rarely has any negative connotations, but it can be used very loosely and in the place of many words such as very versatile word such as "fuck".

by Beau Blackwell June 13, 2008

Snarcarfullated

Congested, with extreme mucus and phlegm. Usually accompanied by coughing and sneezing. Symptoms of the common cold or allergies.

Ira stayed home from basketball practice because he was snarcarfullated.

by Michael C. D'Aloia January 4, 2008