scarzitis

To be unable to type understandable sentences, or to type words jumbled up. From the famous moderator who continues to fail to type anything coherent.

Chatroom person 1: hi !!!

Chatroom person 2 : hi chartoom preson 1

Chatroom person 2: fuck my scarzitis is bad today

by Billvanman January 7, 2016

snardis

snardis (snar-dis) (adj)- aching, tickling, frustration -- that annoying feeling in your nose when a sneeze wants so badly to escape the insides of its host's body, but is unable to due to the body not being ready for that bundle of energy to escape through the nasal passage -- bundle of sensation that begins in your lungs, then moves to your throat, and then slowly creeps up to your nose in the middle of life's daily activities when you are driving, standing in the kitchen, sitting in class, talking to a stranger...the opposite of the feeling of relief and satisfaction when you begin to feel the tickling, then the sneeze escapes into the mysterious abyss called the air and the atmosphere -- the sneeze that was suppressed goes back into the depths of its host's body and may not surface until many years later... what if a sneeze is a noun and not a verb?

Nothing is more annoying than the feeling of snardis!

by gym.girl October 7, 2017