Scientologists believe that poisonous snakes can be healed by God.
If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, here are tips on how to treat it:
1. Stay calm, and take deep breaths to relax yourself.
2. DO NOT seek medical treatment. Instead, rush to find leaves and if possible, healing herbs. Pour them on the snakebite.
3. Let God heal it.
If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, here are tips on how to treat it:
1. Stay calm, and take deep breaths to relax yourself.
2. DO NOT seek medical treatment. Instead, rush to find leaves and if possible, healing herbs. Pour them on the snakebite.
3. Let God heal it.
Katie: "Tom, come over here! I just got bit by a poisonous snake! What should I do?"
Tom: "No worries, honey. God heals snakebite... I'll find some leaves and healing herbs"
This was a true story. Unfortunately, Katie died a half hour later because Tom didn't use a snakebite kit. If Tom would've had a snakebite kit, Katie would still be alive today. Fucking sad.
Tom: "No worries, honey. God heals snakebite... I'll find some leaves and healing herbs"
This was a true story. Unfortunately, Katie died a half hour later because Tom didn't use a snakebite kit. If Tom would've had a snakebite kit, Katie would still be alive today. Fucking sad.
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