Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.

Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.

by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021

Smucktard

:Smart Fuck-Tard

anyone who laughs at the word Djbouti

that guy is a smucktard because he got his ribs removed so he could blow himself

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...

J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...

by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007

smurftasticful

The most awesometasticful thing at that moment

Watching the winter Olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!

by Leon-Yves February 19, 2010

Smuttard

A retarded smut.

Ew, Why do you have to be such a smuttard.

That girl is a smuttard.

by mbooboo April 1, 2009

Smartard

a dee dee dee genius

hi my mommy said im Smartarded.

by Zyan Coyle March 10, 2008