smurfs

meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth

guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need

by domingo_girl August 18, 2011

smurfs

Socialist Men Under The Red Father

Those smurfs commie bastards.

by scwheppe April 20, 2007

smurfs

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

by Stinar28 January 27, 2008

smurfs

Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan

Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent

by TimothyC September 24, 2005

Smurfspeak

Intellectually lazy speech in which a single all-purpose noun or verb is frequently substituted for something more specific, the term for which the speaker can't be bothered to remember. From the dialogue between the title characters in the cartoon series "The Smurfs", in which the word "smurf" is frequently substituted for other words; the word substituted does not necessarily have to be "smurf".

Examples of Smurfspeak:

And then, Papa Smurf, I took her smurfy smurf by the smurf and smurfed her up the smurf.

The thing is in the other thing over by the thing, you know the thing I mean?

by Fearman April 18, 2008

Smurfism

When you take too many steroids and your skin and body hair starts turning blue. You cannot reverse this smurfy effect. What I'm trying to say is . . . DONT DO STEROIDS KIDS IT CAUSES CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to break it to you. But you have smurfism.

by therealRavenWing November 9, 2018

the smurfs

communist propoganda

damn those commies! i mean smurfs

by andrew yeh December 14, 2003