smooodle

Another way of saying your silly

Don't be a smooodle alyson!

by KUUUUUUUUUU ~ <3 October 8, 2012

Smoked Sausage

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.

Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed

by teh collective January 13, 2010

smoked

shot, or murdered

i heard dee smoked that bitch

by blunt1 March 27, 2003

smoked up

To be high

to be under the influence of marijuana

** Did you see Henry today ? That fool was all smoked up.

by EvilOldSchool May 7, 2015

smoked

(United States Army) 1. To be disciplined through extreme physical exercise or activity, conducted by a drill sergeant during basic training

D.S. Mccarthy smoked the whole platoon because of one soldier's canteen not being full of water.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

smood

a combination of the words "skype" and "mood", the statuses people make on skype

Skype user: Well, I'm not feeling "happy" anymore, just "tired" so I better change my smood.

by Merrywetherweather May 22, 2014

smoked out

To have smoked pot with a buddy, or, to be invited to smoke pot.

You want to get smoked out?

by frbajx November 16, 2006