Smegman

Offensive Trump supporter. So offensive, they're beyond a dick. They're smegmen (plural).

Joe says they should round up the queers and gas them. He such a smegman.

by Jeannie Franken Weenie November 19, 2016

smeggage

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

smegan

a smoking vegan

smegan smoking cigarette vegan

by Dean04000 July 7, 2016

Smegsanchez

the art of chiseling of the steamy pile of smeg cheese from the end of the cock, from many weeks of not washing, and generously smearing a fingerfull onto your girlfriends lip.

"damn dave i didnt know your dad had a moustache,
oh no thats just my girl friend, i done some seriously good smegsanchezing last night!

by Samray185 March 8, 2007

Smeggah

Smeggah is a insult to someone if there quite smelly!!

Lisa- Oh my god its him!
Sarah- Hes a proper Smeggah!!

by *Crysti* August 2, 2006

shmeggan

A word used in exclaimation as a replacement for a swear word.

"Oh shmeggan! i forgot to feed the cat!"

by alex - the best March 10, 2008

smegging

the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit

daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end

by analex May 13, 2009