smeagle weed

When your dealer tells you that he has good herbs but when you show up, he has a bag of dirt weed for you

Tyrone: Dude told me that he was on deck with the bomb trees, but when i got there it was the complete opposite.

Delonte: Bro pulled that smeagle weed on ya huh.

by AerosolGuerilla November 30, 2009

The Smeagle Effect

An Effect when an individual forgets that Text Conversations can get Screenshotted

Barry: (Slurs)
Derik: The Smeagle Effect
Barry: Kill yourself

by DaveGaming April 18, 2023

dirty smeagle

someone who lurks in the corner, usually by the first name of kayla or lauren. this person typically has no friends, and if they do their name is big al.

wow, kayla is really being dirty smeagle today

by bigalroxsox October 22, 2011

Sweagle

The sweat mark left on a toilet seat after a sweaty ass sits on it, which takes the shape of an Eagle. (Sw)eaty + (eagle) = Sweagle

Jim left a nasty sweagle on Tom's toilet seat after the football game last Sunday.

by Axemonkey July 22, 2013

Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019

old shmeagle

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

sleagle

(n) A person, typically a female, who engages in sexual activity with 5 men at one time; she has a penis in each hand, a penis in her mouth which causes her to lean forward and facilitates a penis going into her anus and vagina simultaneous. Additionally, she is manually stimulating a penis with each hand---as a result of her position, she looks like a slutty eagle, hence "sleagle".
(v) One who sleagles
(adj) A person who possess characteristics similar to those who sleagle

Noun:
Guy: Would you be my sleagle?
Girl: I thought you'd never ask!

Verb: "Whenever that girl sees a group of 5 guys she's sure to sleagle."

"Damn...I sleagled all weekend and now I'm more sore than I thought!"

Adjective: "Jillian, you're a sleaglin' ass bitch!"

by InAllKindsOfWeather December 26, 2007