smatties

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size

Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!

by douglas001 November 2, 2008

Shmatty

The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Oh Shmatty cum here.

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

Scatty Batty

The sexual act of shitting on anothers ass(batty)and smearing it all over or to use your own faecaes and do the same. usually during scat sex or solo masturbation.

You had a really scatty batty last night after i shat on you and then proceeded to bum fuck you.

by Andy McColl May 25, 2008

Smatthew

On an episode of the television show, Newsradio, the resident fool (Matthew) is given a drink that makes him smart. He takes on the new persona of Smatthew, meaning Smart Matthew.

The episode of Newsradio where Matthew becomes Smatthew is based off of the book, Flowers for Algernon.

by Omega2k3 March 30, 2006

Smasty

Slang for a little nasty at something- meaning that you’re pretty good at it.

Bro, I’m smasty at football

by Smasty Rosie September 16, 2019

sratty

The female counterpart for the "fratty", used to describe things that typify the behavior/look of sorority girls.

When Jenny rocks her Lily Pulitzer, she looks so sratty.

I want to go drink Malibu and coke, I'm feeling sratty tonight.

by Susan December 5, 2004

smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008