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smarties

Yummy sweets!

Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
by Boylio November 16, 2005
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smarty

A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.
Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.
by Gopherullas November 13, 2011
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Smartie

A teacher who uses SMART Data to inform their teaching practice. Specifically teachers of CHS.
Smarties are expert educators that know their students well and lead learning.
by Edessasmum January 26, 2017
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smarties

A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml
by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010
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smartie

A small, round, brightly coloured chocolate.
by Izin2296 October 5, 2009
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smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
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smarties

Street name for Adderall, or amphetamine salts.

The drug and the candy look similar, but the drug actually makes you smart.
--Started by S.C. from Philly
"Yo lemme cop a smarty off you, tryna ace these finals."
"I like takin smarties when I drink, makes me feel invincible"
by steevcee November 4, 2015
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