When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
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when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone
John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
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Get the smartphone pinky mug.1. A very promiscuous female. A female who everyone you know has had sex with. 2. A shitty place to hang out at. 3. A hole you put your smut in.
1. I can't believe Antonyo fell in love with that smuthole. She banged Dre and Juan last week.
2. Yo, son we chilling at NOB tonight, its a smuthole. But the Laps is cheap.
3. I inserted my penis into her smuthole.
2. Yo, son we chilling at NOB tonight, its a smuthole. But the Laps is cheap.
3. I inserted my penis into her smuthole.
by dreluis July 21, 2008
Get the smuthole mug.1. The orifice from which shat is expelled.
2. A description of a particular state of delapidation of a conveyance or abode.
3. A violent sexual activity aimed toward the aforementioned orifice.
4. A restaurant exercising substandard sanitary regimen.
2. A description of a particular state of delapidation of a conveyance or abode.
3. A violent sexual activity aimed toward the aforementioned orifice.
4. A restaurant exercising substandard sanitary regimen.
1. My shathole is still burning after that Mexican dinner.
2. Man, this place is a real shathole. -or- Are you still driving that shathole.
3. Woman, if you don't quit running your mouth, I'm gonna shathole you somethin' fierce when we get home.
4. The roaches coming from the kitchen led me to believe that the Chinese place down the street is a real shathole.
2. Man, this place is a real shathole. -or- Are you still driving that shathole.
3. Woman, if you don't quit running your mouth, I'm gonna shathole you somethin' fierce when we get home.
4. The roaches coming from the kitchen led me to believe that the Chinese place down the street is a real shathole.
by Tyler J. January 28, 2006
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by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009
Get the smartphobe mug.The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
by Fender137 November 13, 2011
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