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smalldickery

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.
Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.
by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006
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smallen

"that door would be fine, but we just need to smallen it down a bit for it to fit"
by Nicky Howells August 14, 2007
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Swalled

pretty drunk, acting tipsy and very hyper.
girl: omg shes so swalled!
girl 2: shes just trying to act hard, shes only pretending.
by lkh96 October 24, 2009
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smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule
Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!
by jwagz75 April 27, 2011
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smallidge

A weird kid with a crappy blond bowl cut.
Smallidge is decent at trombone but still kinda crappy.
by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 7, 2018
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Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
by C-Money666 January 15, 2020
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Smallet

noun, A small wallet - very appropriate in today's economy
I reached into my back pocket to grab some money out of my Smallet but found that there was little there.
by Uwberger April 30, 2009
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