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slotlationship

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
by actorfest September 16, 2009
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Slutuation

1) A girl coming on to a guy hard, sometimes unwanted
2) A slutty situation
3) An event (often sorority related) in which many girls are wearing little clothing and looking to get some
1) Tim: Hey Bob, I think we need to go find another party with Ron.
Bob: What? We just got here!
Tim: Yeah but we hafta save Ron from this slutuation. She's ugly.

2) She got trashed and hooked up with all those dudes she met on the street - what a slutuation.

3) Hey man, you gotta get over here now! It's a perfect slutuation!
by Psyko1 July 18, 2011
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Soup, sex and sun salutations

Eat soup, have sex and sing to the sun.
People also say it before doing a performance or a face.
Person 1: all hands in
Person 2: soup, sex and sun salutations
by Eviesblue January 23, 2022
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Shitcation

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"
by BroMike November 8, 2012
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Salutations amicable homosapien

The greatest intelligence flex known to mankind. It translates to “Hi friendly person”. Saying this will impress all your friends and finally win over your crush and make you the most popular person ever.

Warning, possible side affects may occur:
-You will become a Shakespeare kinny
PERSON ONE: “Salutations amicable homosapien!”
PERSON TWO: “Was that even English?”
by flour March 9, 2022
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Slaycation

Any trip where you are serving LEWKS honey. Nails, done, hair done, everything did. Outfit on point too. You did not come to play, basically you are dressed to the nines.
"Every outfit Beyonce wore for Paris fashion week was so fire, even the bikinis! " Yea girl, she had the slaycation of the year, who's the designer?
by wsmg August 11, 2022
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Taillights Salutation

The newest definition for taillights focuses on the word being used as a salutation - The Taillights Salutation Goodbye/Bonvoyage...can be sung as well , drawing out every last letter...Taaaaaaiilllliggghttsss
A musical rendering of Taaaaaiilllllllllligggghhhtttssss"brought the lowly rap scallion to their knees and set the stage for their newest sub level of rock bottom ...all they could do was go ...The taillights salutation proved to be the ultimate solution
by MILLER604M December 31, 2021
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