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Slow Your Roll

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A phrase used to put someone in check after a rude or illogical comment.
"Slow Your Roll" Example

Girl to Coach: Does this student trainer know what she doin'?

Student trainer: Girl you need to slow yo roll, you must not know that I work here. I'M GROWN!!!

Girl: I didn't expect that.

Now "Grown Trainer": I bet you didnt...now get outta my class!

Class: oooooh
by BestFlyer March 13, 2009
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Slow your roll, G.
by nokianinja October 7, 2002
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When a guy is having sex with a fat chick and she is on top, and her rolls go up and down
Hey baby! I think we should have sex and I wanna you to slow your roll
by rogue16 August 23, 2011
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Back off, mind your own business, shut up, bug out, get lost, go away, zip your lip, hush up, put a sock in it
Slow your roll: I have a juicy bit of gossip to tell you.
by Hay Stack August 29, 2009
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Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Slow the vehicle down.
slow yo roll foo, aww yeah there be some nice bitches all up in this mua
by phlux December 3, 2002
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