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Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018
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Slowking

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.
You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?
by Slowking March 30, 2009
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Red Slobbin

1. Another name for Red Robin

2. Getting under the table dome at Red Robin

3. Receiving dome until your member turns red
1. Hey man lets go to Red Slobbin

2. Are you gonna give me a Red Slobbin at Red Slobbin

3. Dude you gave me a Red Slobbin!
by dbyrd342 October 22, 2022
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slobbin zee knobbin

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.
How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?
by Dannyoon December 15, 2008
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slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.
Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.
by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010
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Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.
Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.
by Dann131 October 21, 2011
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Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.
I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*
by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015
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