slap to the nuts

an unexpected downer in your day.
man that physiology test was a slap to the nuts
by Alec the flyhalf May 23, 2006
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Nut slap

time when two males are fucking a female and their nut sacks collide
"Dude, me and Al were totally about to Eifel Tower Shawna when we nut slapped and lost all sexual desire."
by pimp-pimpedy-pimp-pimp December 07, 2003
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Nut-slap

The act of oral/doggy style sex, while the nuts engage in slapping the under-chin or clitoris of the female party.
The doctor said I can't get laid for three weeks because I nut-slapped my girlfriend so hard, her clit turned black and blue.
by Doodie187 October 01, 2014
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Albuquerque Nut Slap

When two male social workers meet, they must tug their scrotums back and then (on the count of three) slap their nutsacks together by way of greeting. It's obligatory the first time they meet and optional each time therafter.
Oh, you're a drug abuse counselor, too? Time for the ol' Albuquerque Nut Slap.
by King of Battle August 26, 2010
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Slap Nut

Where a man or woman finds a man and slaps or grabs their nuts and can play with them or break them. The woman will usually slap the mans nut sack
Im going to slap nut tonight, I want his nuts!
by NormalNexus February 19, 2021
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Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face
Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard
by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
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SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
by October 27, 2021
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