Slacker

A smart person who is lazy but pretends to be busy to avoid work.

What a slacker he is! Pretending to pit effort on mundane things to avoid the list of to-do's i gave him.

by Alter Licker June 8, 2017

slacker

Someone who puts off doing things to the last minute, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important anyways and forgets about it

Man I wish I could be a slacker like that guy Angry Steve.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

slacker-tude

A combination of slacker and attitude, these often appear together in one emotional package

Even with her work unfinished, she still managed to give me plenty of slacker-tude at the end of the day

by Mafio Fiddler January 18, 2009

Slackerdom

The state of slacking. Similar to how boredom is the state of being bored. It implies a deeper level of slacking off then merely saying "i've been slacking"

My week long slackerdom finally ended when I realized the test is tomorrow.

by Equar May 1, 2009

teflon slacker

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.

Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.

by mattematics December 7, 2011

slickness

1. To possess the ability to seduce women, often many at a time.

2. Being able to service many women in a short time period, but not get caught.

3. Being seemingly patience to the outsider, while girls want to slob on your knob that very moment.

Nerd: How do you sleep with three different girls on the weekend, and still have a girlfriend.

Mr. Slick: The slickness my friend, it's an artform.

Nerd: How do I become slick?

Mr. Slick: You can't, you can only read about it.

by In the know February 17, 2004

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 7, 2004