swomp donkey

A term used to descibe the most hideously ugly girl you have ever seen. This girl would have to have fallen out of the ugly and not only hit every branch on the way down but then land in the biggest pile of shit this side of ever.

Dai "'right butt?? Saw you at Zanzibar last night!!!
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."

by Dazzler April 22, 2006

skomph

(verb) To ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.

(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.

Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.

by Silky-M June 3, 2011

skiwompy

For something or someone to be off or strange

“She hasn’t talked to me in ages, she’s being a bit skiwompylately”

by Skiw0mpym@ster December 9, 2019

Skwump

A word that when pronounced, prokoves curiousity. It’s not like a “real” word...more of an icebreaker.

Enter; two, much more intellectual beings:
...
Me: “skwump”

by Slie November 12, 2020

SKROMP

Skromping is used for the term eating

Yo bro I can’t wait to get back to the crib so I can SKROMP hella food!!!!!

Yo I’m gonna be SKROMPING when I get home!!

by Skrump L.J April 2, 2022

skompton

the hardest hood(s) in skokie, IL

central and south skokie = skompton

nigga i'd be servin if i didn't live in skompton

by skomptonholdinitdown October 8, 2008

skwamp

it means to dweedle on ur friends behavior while they are bwamping

why you all skwampin theres enough swed for everyone

by K Lizzel October 4, 2006