bum skiff

When a person has a sweaty arse and slides one finger along their crack collecting as much moisture as possible, then procedes to creep up behind their victim and run their finger under the victims nose depositing the sweat. Hence a bum skiff.

A: 'Fuck me dude i just gave Garry the best bum skiff ever! It must have smelt like fuckin shit!'

B: 'The poor cunt i bet he was well pissed off.'

by rory_mcgrath November 11, 2006

Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

Skiff the tiff

Brian Le’s smok fit also known as Tiffany

Skiff the tiff- Aye G, let me skiff tiff right quick

by Whit tit September 28, 2018

jig skiff

An old Cadillac or big car driven by African Americans

Ted, watch out - you’re gonna get cut off by the jigaboos driving their Jig Skiff

by GrandpaWasRacist March 1, 2023

skiff

South African term for a dirty look, as if one is disgusted. Can be a noun or verb.

Girl 1: Joh, did you just see that old lady skiff me?
Girl 2: That’s what happens when you wear shorts that show half your arse. You get skiffed.

by wacani August 25, 2018

Skiff

A robbery or burglary committed by an insane man.

Yo I made bread this morning. I had to skiff this Jawn. Bitch was sleeping so I dipped with her bag. I was like usain on ecstasy.

by Jolt Estevez November 23, 2018

Skiff

To lightly run your hand across the top of something.

I didn’t need to use much soap, so I just skiffed a little off the top.

by Balugaskiffer August 4, 2024