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Hipster Speedball

Drinking espresso, or other coffee shop drinks, while smoking marijuana.
I am going to stop by the Bean Fiend tonight, hang out on the back deck, for a quick Hipster Speedball before I ride my fixie downtown to check out Hadag Nachach. You've probably never heard of them.
by ObservingSCAD September 22, 2011
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Hillbilly Speedball

When a redneck mixes Oxycontin with five hour energy drinks to get high.
Beauregard:"We got so wasted on Oxys last night."

Ewalt:"Did you get the nods"

Beauregard:"No man we each took a Hillbilly Speedball it kept us up raging all night"

purple skittle hippie speedball
by dirty estaban August 16, 2010
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Skeetbag

A bag of skeet; something full of semen such as a ball sack, or a horny individual generally. Can also be used to denote an individual who is slippery, shady, or otherwise hard to pin down.
Dave Dalley is a Skeetbag.
by Skeet master J October 26, 2012
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Yuppie Speedball

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.
Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009
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hippie speedball

the exhilarating and simple combination of caffine and marijuana.
prep cook 1 "Did you smoke before you came in to work tonight?"
prep cook 2 "yeah, I usually do."
prep cook 1: "I wish I had. Though, I'd probably just be falling asleep right now."
prep cook 2: "That's why I drink so much caffine."
prep cook 1: "ah, the Hippie Speedball."
by ladykatey July 31, 2006
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Skeezball

1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.
1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.
by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008
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soccer mom speedball

It's a new epidemic: in the teachers lounge, all women book clubs, ballet studios, dojos - it's being called a "soccer mom speedball", which is a large starbucks coffee and a klonopin tablet, a medication used for anxiety. is your mom taking part?
by bleeeweee September 14, 2010
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