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Silent Hill 

A game is nice and quiet then out of no where OMFG SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
"me" - lalalala BANG BANG!!
"me" - HAHAHA EAT THAT ZOMBIE!!
"me" - HAHA OH SHIT!!! OMFG!! EEK!!
"me" - *drip...drip...drip..*
"me* - =( piss in pants..
Silent Hill by fortune September 26, 2003

Silent Hill 

Receiving a Blowjob under a blanket from a girl, but she must be quiet hence, the blanket is a silent hill
Girl give me a "Silent Hill," whats a silent hill? Just go under the blanket and be quiet when you give me some head, hence a silent hill.
Silent Hill by Cnspire83 October 19, 2008

Silent Hill 

Receiving a Blowjob under a blanket from a girl, but she must be quiet hence, the blanket is a silent hill
Girl give me a "Silent Hill," whats a silent hill? Just go under the blanket and be quiet when you give me some head, hence a silent hill.
Silent Hill by Cnspire83RBT October 19, 2008

Silent Hill 2 

Not only is it an incredible masterpiece of horror and drama with a beautifully detailed story, chilling atmosphere, and symbolic characters, but it is also an incredibly powerful laxative.
John: Last night I finally played Silent Hill 2!
Adam: Really? How was it?
John: It was amazing! But really scary.
Adam: How scary was it?
John: It was so scary that I shat all over my pants.
Silent Hill 2 by P. Johnson August 26, 2009

Silent Hill 2 theories 

The life source of Silent Hill fanboys everywhere. They have people fighting about the true ending and stuff like that.
Fanboy 1: Dude i just finished Silent Hill 2 last night!!

Fanboy 2:Did you figure out the ending? I think it was the suicide ending because of all the water in the game!

Fandboy 3 : No! It is the Alien ending because James' jacket is green!

Fanboy 1 shoots Fanboy 2.

Fanboy 3: Silent Hill 2 theories are the best!

Silent Hill Syndrome 

Silent Hill Syndrome (abbreviated SHS) is a rare but serious disease, most commonly caused by prolonged exposure to the game, Silent Hill 2. (hence the name)

Symptoms include but are not limited to insomnia, night terrors, hallucinations of hearing sirens, extreme fear of hearing said sirens, loss of bladder control after sirens are done, and in the worst cases, hallucinations of seeing Pyramid Head standing over your bed.

SHS is a very dangerous disease, but can easily be counteracted by suicide.
After finishing Silent Hill 2 last night, a firetruck passed by my house. I spent the whole night wide crying and smelling of urine.

Diagnosis? Silent Hill Syndrome.

Cure? Handgun.