Sidewalk Sissy

A person who talks shit through the phone, email, or radio but aint shit in person.

Sidewalk Sissy on the phone: "I'll whoop your ass!"

Ass Whooper: "Good becaus I'm standing at your door"

Sidewalk Sissy (cowering in the house) "oh I aint mean it man, you want a beer?"

by pseduonymisareallylongword May 10, 2010

Sidewalk Commando

Any lame-ass punk who runs around 'playin' tha Biker, wearing the drug store crap (t-shirts, wallets, etc) Especially from OCC & WCC without knowing what THE DUES are! much less having PAID them!!!

Any sidewalk commando can buy tha crap at Wally World, but I've NEVER seen one with tha BALLS ta pay his DUES!!!!

by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor

1) a drug dealer, any
2) a drug dealer who works on the corner or on the sidewalk, not to be confused with an On-line Doctor

I'm looking for a sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor so when i go to the social worker this evening we can have some fun

by Frank Cuzzocrea April 13, 2006

sidewalk apothecary

n. Another name for a street pharmacist.

"My sidewalk apothecary provides me with the best Magical Mr. Mistoffelees this metropolis has got to offer."

by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005

sidewalk diving

An act of murder or suicide involving being thrown or throwing oneself off a building and landing on the street below.

Guy went sidewalk diving, Friday night. I don't think he was alone when it happened.

by DepotMan January 16, 2009

Sidewalk Tank

A girl so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk you better jump on the street as to not get crushed when she overlooks you and bumps into you.

A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).

Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".

Dude watch out for that sidewalk tank! You better brace for impact or get destroyed.

by lightxx July 24, 2014

Sidewalk chalk

Cocaine you buy randomly off the street. Normally of poor quality.

Hey we were so fucked up last night we ended up getting some sidewalk chalk off of a random dude;it was terrible

by Cognitive dissonance March 21, 2017