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monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
by Telephony February 15, 2020
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Satin Sheets

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.
Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!
by SlopNChop October 6, 2016
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Shetheshooter

A girl who is a gamer who plays cod and will shoot you down #she is a #sharpshooter
She-the-shooter will come after you

And shes dope af
Shetheshooter has skills yo
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Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."
by Chairman May 2, 2005
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Shamita Shetty

There is something incredibly beautiful about Shamita Shetty who knows herself she can't break she just falls but in every fall she rises, past who she was before.Her heart is Exquisite. She’s genuine loving kind compassionate, and generous. An awe-inspiring soul is what she is! She is joy she is light she is LOVE. She has something more than material value she has a soul no money can buy.
Shamita Shetty is defined as Queen of hearts for loud, proud women who stand up and speak out. For her confidence and imperfection, her strength and vulnerability. She is beautiful soul, wonderful daughter , sister loyal friend . Graceful dancer , amazing actress.Has done various Reality Shows like Khatron ke Khiladi, Jhalak Dikhla Jaa, BigBoss OTT & BigBoss15. She has performed in many hit songs
by Shamita is Love February 22, 2022
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Sheet Rocked

When you fuck somebody between to angles of the Sheetrock
Holy fuck I just Sheet rocked Jamie last night
by Gym McMahon February 14, 2023
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well it was foocking one of yaz
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