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Spunkface

A person who likes to chugg on cock and reap the creamy reward like a complete slut.
"Yo brian you momma is a cock hungry spunkface."

"Fuck you spunkface, your not getting anymore jizz out of me."
by Chilled Messiah July 14, 2004
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Spackface

To have a face like a spack.
You are such a spackface.
He is such a spackface.
When I grow up, I want to be a spackface.
by Pennycook November 17, 2004
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sharkfacegang

Term that Seattle's Macklemore began using that trended on Twitter! Basically means "group of awesome people," but no one is really sure. It's just kind of fun to say. And type.
Dude, I am totally in #sharkfacegang!
What?
by sharkfacegangftw March 24, 2011
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Sharkfaced

An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.

A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?

Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
by dougsizzle January 13, 2008
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sharkface

Verb - The act of running someone over in a car, or more specifically, to run them over, reverse, and repeat.

The term originates from Richie 'Sharkface' Aprile of Sopranos fame, who famously ran his car over Beansie twice in quick succession, paralysing him.
"Did you kill Bobby's ass on GTA?"

"Yeah, he was in the street with an AK, so I stole a jeep and sharkfaced his ass"
by John E. Cakes May 17, 2008
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sockface

Sockface is a game you can play with your cat. To play sockface, you place a sock over the head of your cat, and watch the fun, and maybe take pictures if so inclined.
Rick: How'd you get all those scratces on your wrist, Wayne?

Wayne: They're from my cat. I caught the little bastard scratching on my speaker, so I engaged him in a game of sockface.
by Jackball April 29, 2005
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Schmuckface

look at that ugly fool! what a schmuckface...
by georgie bear August 7, 2016
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