Shub

Similar to its close cousin the Chub. The chub is a semi flaccid semi erect penis with a 90 degree angle. A chub occurs when you see a girl from behind who you think is extremely hot then you see her face and relies she is hideous.

I saw that girl pass by at lunch before and almost popped a boner until she turned around and i saw her face. I just ended up with a hanging shub instead.

by Chubster69 February 27, 2012

Shub Shub Shub

An action of grabbing a limb with your hand (usually with dogs)

Bobby gave Gustavo a big shub shub shub!

by ChickenChocker69 April 28, 2023

shubs

A shubs is a house party

i'm gonna have a shubs on friday

by blackNbeautiful May 04, 2005

Shubbed

Getting irreparably fucked

Josh got shubbed last night in baa bar

by Shubster1999 April 03, 2019

shub

a method of calling upon people that are shubs.

Hey Hank. You are such a shub.

by shubmaster65 December 11, 2019

shubs

A Norf london ting
$ slang 4 club

1) anywher da shubs at baby....

by Steffi January 02, 2005

shub

shorter way of saying 'shut up'

Krystal: Oh my god you're so hot.

Jeff: I know that already, now shub.

by Wizardcockatoli December 12, 2019