shtick

the stupid image that you have of yourself. you self obsessed dick.

i can't be involved in that, it's not my shtick.

by belle January 22, 2004

douche shtick

One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.

Your life is one great big douche shtick

by Erin E. May 2, 2008

shtick drek

yiddish for "piece of shit"

i looked him in the eye and screamed "dbist a shtick drek!"

by thehushsound x islife January 9, 2007

hockey shtick

n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.

You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!

Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.

by gnostic1 February 20, 2011

Bauld as a shtick

To be as angry as one can be.

I was bauld as a shtick when I saw me aul wan cycling round the town on a space bike.

by Turboturtle54 January 17, 2010

disco shtick

An corny comedy routine, joke, or gimmick, which makes reference to disco music or discothèques.

The genrè was first invented by Fozzie Bear on episode 407 of the Muppet Show; however, the phrase "disco shtick" was coined by Lady Gaga while recording Love Games. The name is an unmistakable homage to Fozzie Bear because Lady Gaga obviously recognizes that her music enjoys the same level of respect today as Fozzie Bear got on the Muppet Show. Either that, or Lady Gaga just wants to take a ride on Fozzie Bear's disco shtick.

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!

Where can you dance in California?
San Fran disco

Look! It's a dancing cow!
This must be a dis-cow-thèque.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick

by Fozzie Bare August 29, 2010

shtick shirt

a shirt usually from busted tees that has a shticky saying on it often worn by those who want to project an image of being "new age" or "ironic" or "indie" but as of 2009 are no longer funny.

Ah is Chad really wearing that shtick t-shirt?

ah what a clown who wears shtick shirts and thinks they're funny.

by Charizard LeBeau June 25, 2009