Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009

shreking

When two guys each stick their dick in a girls ear simultaneously. Can be used as a joke, used as ear sex, or used as a finale.

Hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? Well John and I ended up shreking her afterward.

by BBreezy716 September 12, 2014

Shrekxianity

The best religion in the world, in which you worship Shrek. And your peers are called Shrekxies. If you worship Shrek you are a Shrekxian.

John: Hey, have you heard of that religion Shrekxianity?
Grace: Oh yes of course, I am a Shrekxian.

by Noice_Noice September 25, 2020

shrekning

the day when the overlord shrek destroys the world. The mighty ogre will come down from the sky and break shit.

dude, you insult me now, but wait for the shrekning. I will be a king by his side.

by The nightwing April 10, 2015

Shreking

The act of smearing mud yourself and painting your penis green and ass fucking a person in a donkey costume while loudly shouting “how do ya like that donke”

I quite enjoy shreking your mom

by Barney_Lover_2 June 1, 2022

Shrekinslap

Smacking your dong to a image of shrecks arse

I shrekinslaped last night

by Shrekpendragon69 July 17, 2022

shrempin

a style of living where one really gives their all and puts their heart into their work

man you peep his new album ? crazy fire.

sheesh, that man be shrempin

by ashremp October 4, 2022