shrapnel

the sudden reminants of the explosion from a wet fart

i bent over to pick something up and i felt warm shrapnel on my cheeks

my mum thought i was wearing floral underwear, but i told her it was my shrapnel stains

by nobbs March 13, 2004

shrapnel

when a guy pees and then either the pee or water from the toilet hits his leg.

"woah I just get hit by some shrapnel"

"SICK"

by drummertsince8 September 2, 2006

dog shrapnel

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....

I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.

by Davester75 August 18, 2013

Butt Shrapnel

The remnants of poo that are missed in the wiping process. These remnants are free to flake off or stick around.

Oh no! I guess I wasn't thorough in my wiping job considering that I have a nasty case of butt shrapnel

by Lewis Hemingway May 26, 2010

Pussy Shrapnel

an effect of wing-manning when you receive the excess pussy after a friend of yours takes the initial pussy bomb, especially when the wingman is exceptionally hot.

"Dude, you gotta come with me to the bar, all the girls will be all over you and then i can pick up the pussy shrapnel."

by CoffeeDrinker April 9, 2010

slut shrapnel

This is a term used to describe a skank's use of body piercings or facial piercings.

No daughter of mine will leave this house with that slut shrapnel in her face!

by lee sanders May 15, 2008

Shrapnel Shot

When you collect all the liquid left after a round of shots and pour it to create one extra shot.

Oi that's absolute shrapnel, let's make a shrapnel shot.

by AshersWords August 20, 2021