Splunkied

Originating in the video game Splunky, is when one is killed in a seemingly unfair, but humorous way for the absurdity of it, often an attack coming out of nowhere or being hit once and sent to your doom like you are the ball in a rube goldberg machine.

Haa haa, man I got Splunkied so hard, I got hit by a rock from out of nowhere,that sent me flying into a a tiki trap that hit me into spikes instantly killing me, when I had such a good load out.

by Derpaics October 8, 2020

splunkin

To get Busy with another person, or to engage in any sexual activity with another person

I would love to get some splunkin on with that girl on the corner!

I got some splunkin on wit her last night!

by Thugnificant June 26, 2008

butt splunker

a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.

"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"


"that guy is a total butt splunker"

by skullking April 8, 2009

splunkalunk

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.

check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

Splunk

Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.

I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.

by JelloBoyFrozen September 2, 2009

shpunke

Cum or semen.

Do you ever shpunke on stage?

by marycreamcheese April 22, 2004

shlunk

A moron, a fool or jackass.

"That guy is such a shlunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands..."

by osage December 31, 2007