"Shoulda Rolled" guy

A person that gives unwanted and unsolicited advice while he watches others play a game he is highly proficient at.

Coined by Egoraptor of Game Grumps when playing Super Smash Bros, warning his viewers that he was only playing for fun, and that savvy players should avoid microscopic critique of his play in the comments section. It happened anyway.

Player 1: (Makes a common mistake)
"Shoulda Rolled" Guy: "You should've rolled."
Player 1: "Shut the fuck up and let me play."

Egoraptor: "He had this whole essay of advice and even offered to train me."
JonTron: "Wait, seriously!?"
Egoraptor: "Ugh, I just KNEW there was gonna be one of those people, a fucking 'Shoulda Rolled' guy."

by Vid-szhite May 18, 2014

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

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shoulder fetish

what schools think teenage boys have.

boy one: hey dude, have you seen sallys shoulders recently? she’s so hot.
boy two: i know. those shoulders are just so tempting!

a shoulder fetish.

by soggydawg007 November 24, 2019

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shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010

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You should tell that at parties.

Sarcastic reply to a lame story or bad joke.

Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."

Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."

by JRBizzle November 7, 2010

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Scoundrel

a dishonest or unscrupulous person; a rogue.
Also what Han Solo is, according to Leia

Princess Leia: Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.

Han Solo: Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.

Princess Leia: Stop that.

Han Solo: Stop what?

Princess Leia: Stop that. My hands are dirty.

Han Solo: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?

Princess Leia: Afraid?

Han Solo: You're trembling.

Princess Leia: I'm not trembling.

Han Solo: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.

Han Solo: I'm nice men.

Princess Leia: No, you're not. You're... *They Kiss*

by Car_Genius May 20, 2017

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