Runge Shortcut

1. The way that has the best chance of seeing deer

2. The absolute longest way to where your going that will most likely make you late

3. The route you are taking when you have no idea where you are

We were an hour late because it's the middle of hunting season and John took a Runge Shortcut

by Tierd of driving November 26, 2009

tijuana shortcut

A Tijuana shortcut is when a person or persons try to get extremely drunk very quickly by taking many shots of tequila in a short amount of time but instead of getting drunk, skip straight to being completely wasted and passing out.

Bro, Friday night I tried to catch up to you guys drinking but ended up taking a Tijuana shortcut. It sucked.

by Travasaurus September 16, 2013

Ontario Shortcut

When one woman places her index finger on the mans taint while biting his ear as the other woman gives him a blowjob while they are also fingering each other. To be an authentic Ontario Shortcut Everybody must finish at the same time, and both woman have to squirt while they are rained upon by the mans cum. The only difference between the Ontario Shortcut and Toronto short cut is that during the Toronto Shortcut both women must clean up the mess by licking each other and the man must alternate eating out and fingering them untill they climax again.

I heard Sarah and Maddie gave Max an Ontario Shortcut, too bad he couldn’t take it to Toronto.

by CanadianSexpert69 February 22, 2019

ShortFuZeD

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Wow that man is a shortfuzed

by ShortfuZeDTV January 1, 2021

strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."

by calvin the curious January 11, 2008

shortcuts bitch

someone who uses custom icons with shortcuts on iPhones to theme their phone

ayoooo she's a shortcuts bitch

by NovaHEV October 30, 2022

Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.

The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.

by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020