Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!

by FireIslanders September 14, 2008

chicago shoeshine

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge

Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.

by The Sweens June 19, 2016

Cincinnati Shoeshine

Going ass-to-mouth with a big toe.

"She loved the taste of her poo, so I offered to give her a Cincinnati Shoeshine."

by chiefcaptainsarge January 31, 2010

texas shoeshine

the after effects of sniffing an inhalant

My friends and I would come home from the party with a texas shoeshine.

by erhed October 4, 2011

Harlem Shoeshine

When you get your Timberland boots cleaned up. Instead of a shoeshine for nice work shoes, it's for your Timbs.

"Yo, your Timbs are looking scruffed."
"Yeah, I gotta get me a Harlem shoeshine."

by Globetrotter March 25, 2007

being shoeshine

making out with a dude 4 times and claiming to be straight

dude dont try and make out with me, im not being shoeshine.

did u hear about allan being shoeshine?

by Clifton Huxtable April 10, 2007

Mexican Shoeshine

The green tinted stain you gets on the white parts of your shoes from mowing the lawn.

Damn, this Mexican Shoeshine is costing me a small fortune in shoes.

by zrity November 15, 2011