shockarrhea

When someone scares you and spontaneously have diarrhea in your pants

He scared her and she had shockarrhea in her pants. 💩

by Nathaniel-Daniel August 21, 2019

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SHOCKTABULOUS

to describe most amazing shocking thing ever known to man!
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)

chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure

*after sex*

chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!

by that awesomely awesome chick September 30, 2007

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One who lives in his parents basement, and throws Star Trek themed ragers. His Spock impression is unparalleled, and all of the slightly more attractive, yet still grotesque convention babes are all over him. Often seen using an authentic TOS communicator and wearing faux pointed ears.

M: Hey! You want to go over to Kenny's place? He's throwing a 72 hour non stop Voyager marathon party while his parents are vacationing in West Virginia.

K: Yeah!
M: It's a red shirt and badge event, no Vulky's allowed
K: Kenny is such a Spockstar.

by moosir2u July 16, 2010

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Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

by 86Futzer July 29, 2011

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