shizer cophe

means shit head in german

you shizer cophe

by kms123 September 8, 2016

german shizer

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.

"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"

by John Stucko March 31, 2003

Shiver my nibber

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.

Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

by Anonymous errors January 29, 2020

shiterati

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment

Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati

by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

Shiternet

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015

Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

by British School Slang February 7, 2020