Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 05, 2018

Shiver me timbers

I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........


FEAR MY WOOD.

Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.

by 4dimensional August 04, 2005

shiver me timbers

Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r

OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED

by Slickridah August 12, 2004

Shiver me ball sacks

To not be scared of anyone or anything

Oh my god he’s big and bad well shiver me ball sacks

by Issac frost July 18, 2022

forearm shiver me timbers

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.

Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.

by Flaccid Frank November 21, 2017

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man is when someone threatens you but there skinny af

oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man

by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023