A school where everyone smokes weed and is poor. No one gives a fuck about anything or anyone. Rumours spread like wildfire. Everyone wants to bring each other down.
Girls are sluts too, and the dudes are assholes
NEVER GO TO SATELLITE HIGH SCHOOL!!!
Girls are sluts too, and the dudes are assholes
NEVER GO TO SATELLITE HIGH SCHOOL!!!
by Mike Skye December 3, 2013
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when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.
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Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.
Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.
Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.
Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.
Alpha #1: Yo, who is that dude who keeps hitting up your girl?
Alpha #2: Oh it's this SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the nicest guy ever.
Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a satellite.
Alpha #2: It'd be her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.
Alpha #1: LOL
Alpha #2: LOL
Alpha #2: Oh it's this SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the nicest guy ever.
Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a satellite.
Alpha #2: It'd be her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.
Alpha #1: LOL
Alpha #2: LOL
by keyboardrealist December 6, 2011
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(on the satellite, to the satellite)
1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely.
2. fucked up, out of your mind.
3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.
verb:
(satellite'n, satelliting)
1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness.
2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person.
(on the satellite, to the satellite)
1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely.
2. fucked up, out of your mind.
3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.
verb:
(satellite'n, satelliting)
1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness.
2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person.
"Don't call me for a ride...I'm about to be satellite'n."
"We about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite."
"We went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite."
"I saw Laurie last night and she was so fucked up....she was on that satellite"
"We about to satellite in this bitch. Light it up!"
"We sittin' around, smoking a J, and next thing I know, I'm on dat satellite."
"Dude, I went to a Flaming Lips concert, but I don't even remember...I was on a satellite."
"We about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite."
"We went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite."
"I saw Laurie last night and she was so fucked up....she was on that satellite"
"We about to satellite in this bitch. Light it up!"
"We sittin' around, smoking a J, and next thing I know, I'm on dat satellite."
"Dude, I went to a Flaming Lips concert, but I don't even remember...I was on a satellite."
by sarajonn November 22, 2009
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