A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.
It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.
Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.
by handosome May 19, 2015
like freaking out on a nigg
"Julian clean your room,
What the fuck mom chill!!
Ahhhh!!! your grounded!!
damn bitch stop shitting a brick, fuck okay already!"
What the fuck mom chill!!
Ahhhh!!! your grounded!!
damn bitch stop shitting a brick, fuck okay already!"
by julian_boredom December 25, 2007
Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!
Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!
Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!
by Drake Aldan March 09, 2003
by Lovesexy May 17, 2005
by Veebad March 02, 2004
Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!
After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!
After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.
by HDR February 05, 2004
A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
Example:
Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014