Shit stick

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.
I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.
by Kimbaliod December 01, 2009
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believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.
Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.
by r October 04, 2004
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Used in a outhouse during winter to knock down the frozen feces piling up near the opening.
I was afraid to sit on the seat until I used the shit stick to knock over the frozen poop
by Humpbacks February 05, 2016
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The ancient art of penetrating a female's unsanitised rectum with one's penis before withdrawing and lying back while said female cleans the now soiled tool with her tongue.
"Hey bitch, clean my shit stick"
by Phil shane October 24, 2007
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Babe is that chocolate lip stick no it’s shit stick
by Sex vibe July 26, 2018
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a phrase given to a competitor playing FIFA who looses 3 games in a row. Popularised by Charlie Spencer 08/11/2011.
Shit stick, Charlie Spencer
by FIFARANGER November 08, 2011
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shit-stick

Every dumb ass that has a driver's license that shouldn't.
How did that shit-stick get a license?!?
Dude, don't be a shit-stick.
That was shit-stickish behavior.
by jenijag November 22, 2012
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