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A shill is an agent who tries to commit espionage against the public as part of their job.

Paid to do so, their methods vary, classically by pretending to be a member of the public an causing social disruption to ineffectualize the infiltrated group.

What distinguishes them from other agents of espionage is that they try to work against the best interests of the public.

Like evil spys but with much less credibility an aptitude.
Shills are worth less to society than an average puddle of shit, an Facebook's got most of them..
by Rilighan January 26, 2023
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A word used by conspiracy theorists when they are losing an argument. The word originally referred to an accomplice of a travelling salesman selling quack remedies or similar items of dubious value. The conspiracy theorist calls their opponent a "shill" in an attempt to discredit them by implying that they are paid agents working for the government, the Bilderbergers, reptilian overlords, the Rotshschilds etc, because of course only such people could possibly disagree with them.
See those trails behind that plane? They're not disappearing within seconds, therefore they must be chemtrails. The government are trying to poison us all, wake up sheeple!!

- Ummm, no, persistent contrails are the result of certain atmospheric conditions at certain altitudes, very similar to cirrus clouds. And if the government was trying to poison the population in this way, it would be a very inefficient one and also a very indiscriminate one which would kill the elite as well as the general population. Plus global population has grown from 3.6 million in the 1970s to over 7 billion now - so if they're trying to reduce the world population, they're going about it in a strange way!

^^Shill!!! Disinformation agent!!!
by evilcartman August 25, 2013
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Meaning Pill in the street jargon. Mostly used as a substitute for Oxy and other opioids when they are sold illegally. Can also mean fake pill or pills with lightened main material.
Got some new shills, cheaper than the previous stuff before.
by Aernath February 23, 2019
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What conspiracy theorists like to call people who don't believe in their wacky conspiracy theories because they're a part of the ignorant masses and who ignore the so called 'evidence' of their theories.
The conspiracy theorists called Bob a 'shill' because he didn't believe their theory that a purple elephant flew into the Pentagon on 9/11.
by Castun August 22, 2008
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Someone that likes something I don't mostly involving video games. Obviously because I don't like it the other person, usually a stream, must be trying to have relations with the developer, usually of the oral persuasion. Usually used by tiny brained lemmings parroting something they heard someone else say.
Bobby is a shill because that game sucks he wants to suck off the devs
by JayShockblast December 18, 2021
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to chill whilst shitting; to shit and chill.
"man, i really feel like taking a dump. i also feel like relaxing. i am going to shill on the crapper."
by Hantuj via Saylee June 11, 2007
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The chills a person gets as a result of having to take a terribly bad shit.
After I ate Taco Bell my stomach was such a mess that I got the shills in class and had to leave.
by FreshyP June 15, 2011
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