shmooshtikin

Skinny ghetto white boy. Has a tendency to talk excessively--typically about baseball. Also referred to as a Garrett, G-Rat, Gay Rat, or hey you

Joey: Did you talk to Garrett today?

Matt: Yeah, that shmooshtikin talked for hours about his damn baseball team! And whats with his pants man, I always hafta tell him to pull those bitches up!

by i'mjustsayinnn July 15, 2010

shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

shmooser

Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.

Your such a shmooser.

by Megan Loth April 8, 2006

shumoos

A person who likes to be free and hates being alone

That girl is such a shumoos

by Do ta me man May 4, 2018

shmooshmoosh

matias

hey shmooshmoosh

by the.crollasa May 14, 2018

Shmoosh

To smooth over

Let me just shmoosh your hair over

by jelibean December 9, 2008

shmoose

1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush

1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.

by Rey mysterifaggot February 4, 2016