shekels

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: *squealing* ''he knows'' anti-Semitic jokes ''yiii one of us <3''

by Miles Evangelista July 18, 2019

shekels

Israeli currency. It's generally used by the conspiracy/anti-semitic/pol crowd to refer to money, with the connotation that Jews are greedy and try to control the market. Part of the le happy merchant meme.

Felix: "first part of the leg that gets shekels....I mean shackled......Oh no''
4chan: blah blah blah ''he knows'' anti-Semitic terms ''yee one of us''

by Miles Evangelista April 25, 2019

shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 29, 2020

Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

by xXFurball February 07, 2015

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money December 08, 2015