A Shantel is someone who is the offspring of a ho and a pos who is doing life in prison for some horrific crime. Having never known a daddy's love other than the occasional phone call from the the slammer, a Shantel will reach puberty and go on a futile hunt for her absent father's love by immersing herself in an ocean of purple crayon. Ultimately, the Shantel gets knocked up by another pos who ends up getting locked up in prison just like her daddy, and the Shantel process can be repeated all over again.
"Man, the Shantels are out tonight! Nothing but flourescent octopus braids and the stench of unquenchable thirst! Get me out of here!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
by Bongqueesha April 18, 2014
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c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )
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c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )
While the party was on like Donky Kong, a young lady decided to steal a tray of limes and cherries from behind the bar to impress others and make friends. She thought she was being clever and started bragging to a random stranger who happend to be the bar manager and directly kicked her out. She really Shanteled that one.
by Not a Shantel September 21, 2011
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