sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

by papashivo April 17, 2009

Sham-pooing

The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.

"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"

by SiNister PiGeon December 20, 2009

swimming in the same pool

Coined by the infamous 'Slammer Bitch', this term refers to those meth heads that use intravenous methods to not only shoot meth, but use the same spoon or can as others to mix their dose

When I shoot up, I never like swimming in the same pool as another junkie.

by Duke Eberle May 16, 2015

Shamepoo

Instead of just experiencing a walk of shame, you actually shower at the person's house using their hair care product, therefore going the rest of the day smelling like that person.

Some consider it a step up from the walk of shame alone because you're clean, but you got there using shame-poo.

Dirty hair? Clean it up with Shamepoo.

by Creeper Stash April 10, 2009

Poop Share

When someone takes a picture of there own shit and text's it to there friends to show it off.

Chad : Hey Craig check out my turd it's a wopper!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!

Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!

by SlopNChop November 22, 2016

Poop Shake

During sex, the male will mix his feces and his semen in a large glass to eventually be fed forcably to the female.

Wow greg, you sure make a good Poop shake.

by jauntyjim September 30, 2008