shaggysexualism is an integral practice of radical shags and secular shags alike. It is the practice of abstaining from sexual intercourse with mortals and participating in physically rigorous religious rituals involving ones physical and spiritual genitals in the hopes that in the afterlife, Shaggy might impregnate one's and devour their newborn offspring. This practice is exclusive to shaggysexual shags but is practice by all genders as Shaggy's genitals are too mighty to be deterred by physical restraints.
PERSON 1 "Dad, I think I might be gay"
PERSON 1 "Son, one day you will come to devote your sexuality to the great Shaggy and join me as a shaggysexual. All hail Shaggy!"
PERSON 1 "Son, one day you will come to devote your sexuality to the great Shaggy and join me as a shaggysexual. All hail Shaggy!"
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Get the shaggysexual mug.Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.
Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"
They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.
Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"
They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?
"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!
2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!
2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
by Kiwichick December 9, 2008
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