Shmaaah

A term used to express that you have literally no way to reply to a statement. It is commonly used in texting, but can be used in real life as well.

Person A: So the kangaroo says, "Get your own monkey!"

Person B: ROFL!!! XD

Person A: Shmaaah!

by Herp Derpies September 25, 2011

shmasted

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Shmackin

When food is lit and good at the same time!!

Dog that chicken was shmackin my dude!

by Itslitfamily July 24, 2017

Shmameese

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

Shmanko

A high-powered bitch slap. Most effective when the right hand is kissed before slapping.

Vanessa was being annoying so Jp gave her a good ol' fashioned Shmanko.

by J-Fla$h July 24, 2008

shmalien

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.

How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien

by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010

Shmacking up

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral

Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.

by BHPH November 9, 2018