Broad Stroking

To make a generalization about something.

Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.

by PH Hammer March 31, 2011

Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

serokedo

a shit stain that is very hard to clean, usually on a bed.

Mom can you please clean this serokedo on my bed

by Pro Trader January 5, 2021

Stroking

Why were you looking this up you pervert

I was stroking my penis

by Googleisfake May 14, 2019

stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012

Serosia

Serosia: “I don’t know how long it takes to cure a Serosia”- No, it is not an STD or any kind of medical condition. They are actually a pretty awesome band from Dallas, Texas. They made the word up, and no, the word does not have anything to do with any of the band members penises. Mangos are not to be in the presence of these guys due to the fact that they could cause serious rashes. And whatever you do, do not ask about the peanut butter jelly bean that is in the witness protection program- it is a very, very sore subject. If you’re trying to impress one of them, just pee on their bed; they like that. Serosia; rockin’ your face off since 2007.

Serosia sounds like: Ser-oh-zhuh

by Flying Purple People Eater January 11, 2009

Seronica

A beautiful, gorgeous, funny, usually brown haird women with non blue eyes. Would be sometimes rebellious and sarcastic. She will be your best friend, a ride or die kind of girl...one of the biggest flirts ever and will all ways be there when you need a shoulder to lean on or a person to talk too, she is nice to everyone but not afraid to say she doesn't like you. It Would be impossible not to love her or want her. Over all she is exquisite, one of a kind. Bow down to miss jazmine!

Seronica is lookn finneee

by Waz Ali ababua August 18, 2016