sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.

Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010

Premature Sending

Example 1:

When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.

Example 2:

You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send

Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects

person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go

*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*

by Bozzzy May 21, 2009

Sending it

An expression used in mountainbiking when you're giving a jump or trail your all, no matter the consequences

"Wow Seth is going stupid fast on that jump"
"Yeah he's sending it!"

by PatheticCat November 11, 2019

sending me off

As in you're sending someone off, playing with them, set them up to make them think you're going to do something; but don't really end up doing it.

You never came to the mall like you said you were going to, you be sending me off.

by RaeRaeLove October 14, 2013

sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

sending it

1. To have something go or be taken in a particular direction.
2. Larry Enticer making snowmobile jump.
3. Drinking many alcoholic beverages in a rapid succession.

Ben was sending it Friday night.
Larry is still gonna send it

by Jacob Ardown June 25, 2017

Sending Down the Canary

That phenomenon when you're about do go down on a chick, but you don't know how much jizz is left after raw-dogging, so you send an exploratory finger down there. Just like sending down a canary in a coal mine to test for a hazardous cavern.

This chick wanted me to head downtown, but I thought there might still be a salty surprise left over from earlier, so I sent down the canary to make sure the coast was clear.

..."Sending down the canary "

by Lordopher May 16, 2014